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[asgardsfangs]

[ This is an IC inbox for asgardeventide. Title the message with text/audio/video and... he'll get back to you. Possibly. If you're not a complete idiot.

Seriously why are you calling this guy.]

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[asgardsstrength]

[ but what if you ARE a complete idiot ]

Assholesin my city

[ .. what if you are a complete drunken idiot? ]

[asgardsfangs]

[Oh my god it's his least favorite idiot

and he's drunk

he's not sure whether this amuses him or pisses him off.]

Why are you talking to me.

[asgardsstrength]

idk

why are you here

[ So he's very drunk and very petulant today. ]

[asgardsfangs]

I'm here because Odin ordered me to be here.

Believe me, if I could, I'd be as far away from your stench as possible.

[Watch his language? Why on earth would he do that?]

[asgardsstrength]

stench??

you mean the smell of sweat and hard work?

Yes you wouldnt recognize that one at all

[Video]

[asgardsclaws]

I'm ba-ack.

[Did you miss him, huh, did you, did you?]

[Video]

[asgardsfangs]

[omg little brother hiiii.

There's a faint smile that quirks at the edges of Jormungand's mouth, but it lasts for only a moment and that's actually kind of huge for him to be honest.]

So you are.

[Video]

[asgardsclaws]

I suppose a welcoming party would be too much to ask for.

[He returns the slight smile with a smirk of his own, before shrugging.]

What's been going on here?

[asgardsfangs]

A variety of things.

[He shrugs slightly.]

Freya managed to curse the entire city. The travelers weren't terribly pleased.

I didn't get to skin the one who threatened Mother.

[He is not happy about that. He really wanted to skin that one.]

[asgardsclaws]

[Fenrir finds himself frowning at that, not entirely pleased with Jormungand being frustrated- and to a lesser extent, with their mother being threatened.]

Who stopped you? I'll do it. Not many people know I'm back yet.

[video]

[asgardsshadow]

Fenrir has returned.

[and she's not scowling, so she must be pretty happy about having baby brother back]

[video]

[asgardsfangs]

So he has.

[Hi little sister. He's not scowling either, but he is raising his eyebrows a bit. Seriously is this how you're starting the conversation? He knew this already.]

[video]

[asgardsshadow]

[she's late to the knowing this party, since she's been in niflheim]

He wants to go out, the three of us. I suggested the carnival.

[asgardsfangs]

[Huh. Well there's an idea. He tilts his head, considering it.]

I suppose we can do that.

[asgardsshadow]

The Travelers rarely bother with it. Would you believe they think it's creepy?

I'll be in Asgard a few days, if you two can manage to take a break from your prowling.

[hel rarely stays in asgard a few days at a time. or she rarely did when they were gone, anyway.]

[asgardswisdom]

[ During that complete cock-up of a thread with Castiel and Fenrir, Odin sends Jormungand one message. Short and sweet. ]

Keep your brother in check before I have to.

[asgardsfangs]

I am.

[Look he's already on top of it. You think he doesn't keep an eye on his own siblings? Christ, Allpapa, your all-seeing eye is going blind.]

[asgardswisdom]

[ Oh no, he knows. He's just leaving a friendly reminder. We can't have Fenrir threatening Travellers and tearing them apart. ]

Good.

[ One more incident, and he'll interfere. That's all. He ends the feed there. ]

[asgardsclaws]

tom riddle wants to possess our sister

i need you to cover for me so i can eat him. slowly and painfully

[asgardsfangs]

We'll have to take him somewhere quiet first.

How did you find out about this?

[asgardsclaws]

Nobody goes to the carnival since the ghosts started getting bolder.

She was near my booth at the festival. He kissed her hand. When I told him to stop, he refused like an arrogant prick. Hel stopped me from eating him there but only because she didn't want to incur Odin's wrath, I'm sure

[asgardsfangs]

[Oh that kind of possessing. Hmm. Well it's still not good.]

I see.

Perhaps we should ask her opinion first.

[asgardsclaws]

[Wow, Jormungand. This is serious okay.]

You didn't hear how he spoke about her. As if she is some kind of thing to have at his side because he deserves the power of death in his world.

[this arrived]

[firstbeliever]

[A dreamcatcher]

[asgardsfangs]

[Oh.

That's...

...actually cute.

Though Jormungand has absolutely no attachment to the child, he will not see a gift go ignored, so in return he sends a small charm in the shape of a snake, hung on a chain.

It is only a simple piece of jewelry given as a thanks, nothing more.]