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[asgardsfangs]

[ This is an IC inbox for asgardeventide. Title the message with text/audio/video and... he'll get back to you. Possibly. If you're not a complete idiot.

Seriously why are you calling this guy.]

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[asgardsstrength]

[ but what if you ARE a complete idiot ]

Assholesin my city

[ .. what if you are a complete drunken idiot? ]

[asgardsfangs]

[Oh my god it's his least favorite idiot

and he's drunk

he's not sure whether this amuses him or pisses him off.]

Why are you talking to me.

[asgardsstrength]

idk

why are you here

[ So he's very drunk and very petulant today. ]

[asgardsfangs]

I'm here because Odin ordered me to be here.

Believe me, if I could, I'd be as far away from your stench as possible.

[Watch his language? Why on earth would he do that?]

[asgardsstrength]

stench??

you mean the smell of sweat and hard work?

Yes you wouldnt recognize that one at all

[asgardsfangs]

I do more work than you, imbecile. Somebody has to keep an eye on the messes you people make.

[asgardsstrength]

What mess exactly are you speaking of

[asgardsfangs]

You have two districts a hair's breadth from disaster and you ask me what mess I'm speaking of.

Clearly you are the shining paragon of godhood.

[asgardsstrength]

Neither of them are MY districts

[asgardsfangs]

Truly, a man to be respected.

[asgardsstrength]

Oh shut your ugly mouth

[asgardsfangs]

You contacted me first.

[asgardsstrength]

Because yourein my city

[asgardsfangs]

Neither of them are YOUR districts.

[asgardsstrength]

YEahbut still MY city YOU are the visitor





have you paid your toll

[asgardsfangs]

I can't possibly take you seriously like this.

Granted, I can't take you seriously ever, but now you're just completely ridiculous.

[asgardsstrength]

asking you here was a mistkae


is what I'm driving at

[asgardsfangs]

Is that what you're trying to say? I would never have been able to guess.